LOL- but to be honest what does?

This is the question I shall devout numerous seconds monthly to answer.  After-all the average man cares far more about the 'garfield' cartoon in the paper than any actual news, so it would seem only just that I should stride to find the best of this humorous streak that we all, as humans, love to indulge into at varying points in the day! 

My moto is after the late (named so because he was a punctual joker!) Clarksonius [4bc] How hard can it be??